Unlucky Number ~ 7 ~
Your luck levels are in serious jeopardy, and the only thing that can help you is to find some lucky charm or ritual that will ward off the immense evil that seeks to befall you. Rabbit’s feet and clovers are a good start, but you need to be let in on the next level: no more of the kid’s stuff. You need to begin sewing llama fetuses into the linings of your jackets, and sprinkling you home and car with the scent of a female baboon in estrus. These may seem like crazy things to do, but in due time they will become your last resort. Just wait and see.